Funny Quotes About Life, Sayings About Life, Life Quotes And Sayings

Sayings about life can inspire and motivate us in challenging times. The quotes below might offer perspective as to how other people have lived their lives, how they face difficulties, and how they overcome roadblocks in order to move forward in life. These sayings about life can be a helpful way to give advice or recommendations. Below, find a list of sayings about life.

Sayings About Life
We spend most of our lives conjugating three verbs: to want, to have, and to do. – Evelyn Underhil

There is no short cut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation — veneer isn’t worth anything. -George Washington Carver

Life as we call it, is nothing but the edge of the boundless ocean of existence when it comes upon soundings. -Oliver Wendell Holmes

My success so far has only been won by absolute indifference to my future career. -Theodore Roosevelt

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. -Frank Zappa

The greatest quest in life is to reach one’s potential. -Mychal Wynn

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” -Douglas Adams

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. – Ayn Rand

Funny Quotes About Life
He who laughs last thinks slowest. -Unkown

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -Bjarne Stroustrup

Those are my principals, if you don’t like them I have others. -Groucho Marx

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. -Phyllis Diller

Life Quotes and Sayings
On cable TV they have a weather channel — 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. -Dan Spencer

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. -H. G. Wells

I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless me with good looks, charm or a fully functional brain. -Bobby Bouchet, Waterboy

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. -Unknown

If you read a lot of books, you’re considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well-viewed. -Lily Tomlin